today i had sex

i had sex with a man could stuart, i called him "stewie, the man who explored me pooey" my ho of a mum trace, walked in on us, while i was giving it too him, like the stag en hounds my favorite pub to try pick up hot guys in my crappy car with a crappy spolier. i hate my life and i hate trace.

when i came out

today i came out the closet and told my ho of a mum (trace) that i am a massive douche, by this i mean im gay.